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Non Olympic Moments

Posted by Bruce Hildenbrand on Aug 13, 2008 3:52:58 AM

In my last blog I talked about my Olympic moments from past and present Games.  Well, four days into the Beijing Games there has defintely been enough happening to talk about my non-Olympic moments.

 

-the Women's Gymnastics.  It's Women's gymnastics so even having an age-limit of 16 is stretching it. But, what about the  Chinese whose team was composed of a bunch of girls, yes, they are girls!, who are 15 or younger.  As everybody has been saying that violates the rules of competition for gymnastics in the Olympics, but still the Chinese girls, yes, they are girls!, were still allowed to compete.  Hey, I am not bitter about the USA getting silver.  They made enough mistakes and were not gold-worthy.  I just think that if you have rules, you either follow them or throw them out.

 

-Georgia's women's volleyball team.  No, we are not talking about the peach tree state. We are talking about one of those seemingly endless countries formed after splitting from the former Soviet Union. The women on the Georgia women's volleyball team are actually Brazilians.  Yeah, the have dual citizenship, but, let's face it, when you are the Republic of Georgia, you can grant citizenship to just about anyone you want. OK, in the grand scheme of things, having more Brazilian women playing beach volleyball is a good thing, but given the current conlict between Russia and Georgia, when the two teams played each other in Beach volleyball on Wednesday, I wanted to see some fireworks.  A good old kick of sand in the face or something along those lines would have been expected. But, when your team is made up of Brazilians they just don't care.  Too bad.  We all remember the Hungary vs. USSR water polo match in 1956. It could have been so good.

 

-judged events.  OK. I am about to suggest that any event that has judging be immeditely removed from the Olympics.  There is so much bias in all the judged events nothing seems to make sense except that there is no guarantee that a stellar performance will be rewarded.

 

-Equestrian events.  They should give the medals to the horses.  They are the ones who have to do all the jumping and while carrying all that dead weight on their backs.  Let's recognize the true athletes in the equestrian events.  If the riders were really athletes they would not be clothed in formal wear.

 

OK.  There were a few positives that could qualify as Olympic moments.  How about Tonga's first Olympic medal (and in the whitewater kayaking!)?  How about Kristin Armstrong winning gold in the women's TT?  How about Michael Phelps finally winning that long sought after gold medal.  After all this is his third Olympics.

 

Oy yeah, a big Olympic moment for me is the apparent kidnapping of Jimmy Roberts of the NBC crew.  With so much actual competition to show on TV, I guess there is no room on TV for Mr. Superlative. Hopefully he will feel scorned and book and early flight home. And anyways, most of us are not smart enough to get all the symbolism he seems to uncover at every turn.

 

What are your Olympic and non-Olympic moments?

 

Bruce

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Aug 13, 2008 10:36 AM RyanActive RyanActive    says:

I would love to see three horses on a podium, medals around their neck, as the national anthem is played.

Aug 13, 2008 10:44 AM duckgirl24 duckgirl24    says in response to RyanActive:

Non Moment - Let's talk about the PANDA TALK last night and the fact that yes they showed on LIVE TV that PANDA's are watching PANDA PORN

Aug 14, 2008 12:29 AM Bruce Hildenbrand Bruce Hildenbrand    says:

I can't believe I am writing this, but a note to NBC, please pay the ransom to whomever kidnapped Jimmy Roberts.  We have to get Mary Carillo off the air ASAP. Of course, the other option is for the kidnappers to strike twice, but that is just too much wishful thinking.

 

The choice of Mary Carillo vs. Jimmy Roberts reminds me of the upcoming presidential election.  Isn't there someone else (and don't say Chris Collinsworth...he is clearly going through a mid-life crisis) or better yet, just keep showing us the competition and spare us the drivel.  I really don't want to know that the shoe laces in my sneakers have a huge significance in that it allowed a young chinese boy to make $3/day at a Nike factory so he could afford to buy a ticket to the track and field events and will someday become China's next Olympic hurdle champion.

 

Bruce

Aug 14, 2008 8:58 AM Jesse@Active Jesse@Active    says in response to Bruce Hildenbrand:

C'mon Bruce, if you didn't get a lump in your throat after watching Mary Carillo give Bob Costas a scorpion on a stick last night then you might want to check your pulse. That's what the Olympics are all about! It was heart-breaking to watch a woman who worked so hard and prepared for four years to cover the delicacies of Beijing bring something crunchy and delicious back for her studio host to try and he didn't even attempt it! And then he starts comparing it to the fungus soup they served in the hotel. They must be staying at a Motel 6, because I saw the same thing in their continental breakfast once. At least Al Roker was willing to try the scorpion .

 

But I think my favorite non-Olympic moment so far happened this morning on the Today show. After Matt Lauer said that Michael Phelps' accomplishments make him want to get into his hotel pool, Meredith Vieira responded that watching Phelps already makes her wet with sweat. Classic. That has Visa commercial written all over it.