****! I lost my contact again.
Oh no... here comes my Lobster Rissoto!
The after effects of not having one's lobster risotto stolen before an Active X workout...
I know I left my dignity somewhere around here.
Help! I've fallen and am throwing up!
I'm begging you...on my knees...I DIDN'T ROLL MY NECK AT YOU!!
So funny that lobster risotto is making a comeback...and Arch - you will soon get a swift, Long Island neck-roll, thank you very much
I can see the ants...now if i can just find my magnifying lens.
All I lost was my dinner my shoe and my dignity but **** it, I'm going to finish!
Let's see, I voluntarily forfeit my lunchtimes to follow this maniac around why again??
"Maybe if I crawl like a panther I won't be seen"
"Look girls, I'm practicing my cougar crawl!" Errruuuuwaaaarrrr"
I sure hope "casual Friday" includes dirty hands and knees.
Oh, please. I could beat the rest of those slackers crawling on my hands and knees.
Arch, I can see how much you're struggling, hop on my back and I'll get you to the top!
::internal monologue::- i can do this...i can do this...OMG i can't do this...stop that nonsense, you can totally do this...just one more...hey look a four-leaf clover!
"Hurry up and take the darn picture, Arch! I don't know how much longer I can stay in this pose for your caption contest!"
Note to self: "following Arch" is a very BAAAAD idea....
I hope this is covered under our health care coverage? Thanks for the pic Arch.
#$@%@^$^#&ARCH@#$@%@#$@#%!!
la la laaaa la la laaa
Where are my contact lenses???