The after effects of not having one's lobster risotto stolen before an Active X workout...
I'm begging you...on my knees...I DIDN'T ROLL MY NECK AT YOU!!
So funny that lobster risotto is making a comeback...and Arch - you will soon get a swift, Long Island neck-roll, thank you very much ![]()
All I lost was my dinner my shoe and my dignity but damn it, I'm going to finish!
Let's see, I voluntarily forfeit my lunchtimes to follow this maniac around why again??
"Look girls, I'm practicing my cougar crawl!" Errruuuuwaaaarrrr"
Oh, please. I could beat the rest of those slackers crawling on my hands and knees.
Arch, I can see how much you're struggling, hop on my back and I'll get you to the top!
::internal monologue::- i can do this...i can do this...OMG i can't do this...stop that nonsense, you can totally do this...just one more...hey look a four-leaf clover!
"Hurry up and take the darn picture, Arch! I don't know how much longer I can stay in this pose for your caption contest!"
I hope this is covered under our health care coverage? Thanks for the pic Arch.
Where are my contact lenses???