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I must admit that I planned to see aliens and spaceships on the group ride today. My first encounter with the spaceship was in 2000 or 2001 and I'm a believer. Yes, a spaceship landing pad is just outside my hometown of Loveland, Colorado. Hard to believe, I know.

Steve Douglas, one of my riding buddies from the Ft. Collins Breakfast Club group ride, was not a believer-until today. And we have photos.

Before I get to today's ride, I must go back to August and the Leadville 100 Mountain Bike Race. Steve had mechanical difficulties that day and it wasn't such a good race for him. Similar to others that have had no-so-good races, he proclaimed the day after the race, "I will NEVER do Leadville again."

Several days after the race was over, he posted the gory details of the event on an August 21, 2007 posting titled, "Leadville, Aliens and Suffering". You can find that posting here and you will have to page back to find the August 21 post.

The most critical piece of that post is:

"Would I ever do this again? ... Mark these words: I will only do this one again under 2 conditions: 1) When Aliens announce their presence to this planet or 2) If my brother says he wants to do it. Keep in mind there is little chance of either of these things happening!"

I present to you photographic proof that Steve has met with the aliens - well, at least one alien. Below is Steve posing with the handcrafted spaceship and one small green alien, who's name I did not catch.

Steve Spaceship - web size.jpg

This alien spaceship was handcrafted by Russ (Russ's Machine Shop). In all of the alien excitement, I did not get a photo of Russ and Rick, who I assume is Russ's son. We'll have to go back another time.

In addition to handcrafting the spaceship, Russ has a garage filled with ever-so-beautiful Indian motocycles, a gas pump, a handmade three-seat motocycle (Ed, help me with that engine again in the comment section) and even a John Deere bicycle. Check out the photos below.

Indian motocycle - web size.jpg


Gas Pump - web size.jpg


John Deere Bicycle - web size.jpg


Three seat moto - web size.jpg

Now I think the aliens may have been a bit peeved at non-believers because our 45-mile ride had five flat tires, one mechanical chain drop/jam and time in the ride when the group was separated by a series of errors. Apparently the aliens were testing us.

When the group got split, I received a call from Ryan in the other group asking if our group had been abducted by the aliens. This was proof to the aliens that people are indeed believers.

The ride finished safely, with several people talking about aliens. I think we will have great rides from this point forward because we have full alien support.

And Steve, I'm sure you'll be cutting a check and sending in your entry form for Leadville in January of 2008. With alien support, I'm certain you'll be selected in the lottery.

Group and spaceship - web size.jpg



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Nov 11, 2007 7:31 PM Reply Guest Guest

The tri-bike has a pre-1954 Ford flat-head V-8 auto engine with Edlebrock high compression heads and a 2 X 1-barrel carb Edlebrock intake manifold. This would be like would have been in hot rods about the time of James Dean, Rebel Without A Cause, '50 Merc's, etc.

Nov 12, 2007 4:05 PM Reply Click to view mvalenti's profile mvalenti

Ever heard of Pepe & the Bottle Blondes? Well they believe in aliens and they have a great theme song for your bike ride.

http://www.bottleblondes.com/pambrosia.htm

Click on the first of the square images in the upper left corner of square images to listen to a segment of the song.

Nov 13, 2007 8:57 AM Reply Click to view Gale Bernhardt's profile Gale Bernhardt in response to: mvalenti

Michelle ~

Very nice song! Thanks.
Also, my friend Scott sent me this http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071112/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_usa_ufos

Nov 13, 2007 8:58 AM Reply Click to view Gale Bernhardt's profile Gale Bernhardt in response to: Guest

I'm thinking this post was sent by Russ or Rick? If so, thanks. A great shop and thanks again for letting us interrupt your day, take photos and generously let us tour your garage.

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