This morning I wake up and, for the second time this week, I feel like someone beat me in my sleep with a baseball bat. I would blame Andy, but he lacks opposable thumbs.
Andy
My lower back hurts, my piriformis syndrome hurts and once I actually get out of bed I’m hobbling because all the tiny bones in my feet hurt. Everyone keeps asking when I’m going to break? Now. I decide to suck it up and get out for a run because I have a 50 miler to hold me accountable in November and I can’t rework 7 miles into another part of the week. I make a new playlist on my iPod and throw on my Semper Fi Fund t-shirt, knowing that today I may need some extra inspiration. (Never put anything in the first act that’s not in the finale).
I do a 4 mile loop through Squirrel Hill, running by Mister Roger’s house, and am thankful when crews doing roadwork stop traffic in both ways for me so I can run without worrying about getting hit by a car (foreshadowing). I finish up back near my place and decide I feel good enough for another 3 mile loop. In fact, I’m feeling great. I’m FLYING. Hallelujah it’s the redemption run I’ve been needing for weeks. As I run through Bloomfield there is some sort of car accident. I can’t figure out what it is- there are three police cars, a crowd of people and a police man driving an intact car off the sidewalk. Not sure, but I run on. About two miles later I finally hit a long downhill to home as Citizen’s Cope “Let the Drummer Kick” (modified in my head to “Let the runner kick”) comes on my iPod. I feel like I’m in a commercial. My music is rocking, I’m flying (I look down at my watch and I’m running in the 7s- unheard of on training runs) and when I see a police car go by I’m thankful they got the accident cleared up. In my head I have the following dialogue:
7 minute miles. Keep going girl. Finish strong. This feels great. Run hard. Push. Rock this. Car. CAR!
I’m careful when I run because I have so many friends who have been hit by cars, but out of nowhere on my right I see a blue car. My brain, thank god, is known for going a million miles a minute:
Car. ****. He's running a red. Gotta minimize impact. JUMP!
My stride was perfect and if I would have been running my normal speed I never would have been able to do what I did. I’m still not sure how I did it. I just had this completely lucid moment where I realized that my left foot would plant by the front left corner of the car and if I swung my right leg in a scissor kick I might be able to jump on the hood of the car and minimize injury. Next thing I know, I’m on the hood of the car, we’ve travelled into the intersection and I hear the driver through his open window saying “oh my god, oh my god.” He’s smoking and I hate the cigarette smoke. A cop comes from out of nowhere and begins asking if I’m okay.
Am I okay? I feel fine. I can wiggle my fingers and toes (I’m so the child of a neurosurgeon) and my head didn’t hit anything. I’m actually just chilling, sitting on the hood of the car. My left ankle starts to sting and I realize I hit the ankle bone on the license plate holder or the bumper. My right hip hurts because that’s what I landed on. The driver is apologizing, the cop is asking everyone questions, traffic is starting to pile up because even though we’re in a quiet neighborhood, we’re in one of the bigger intersections. I feel like the next few minutes are chaos- they may or may not have been. Finally, as the cop stops asking me questions (he was annoyed that I wasn’t carrying ID which is ironic because Drake Well was sponsored by RoadID but the people who pulled the tags off my bib also ripped off my coupon!) and turns his attention to the driver, I notice that his car is parked half a block down and that he was the cop who drove by a few seconds before I was hit.
I asked the cop how he saw the accident since he had already driven past when I was hit. He said that when I was running through Bloomfield at the site of the first accident I had run by that he overheard one of the members of the crowd point me out as the girl who ran a marathon in Alaska for injured Marines. I wasn’t going to correct him. I didn’t see anyone I knew in the crowd and don’t know anyone who would have been in Bloomfield at that time of day, so I wonder if it was someone who recognized me from the newspaper (recently I’ve been meeting a bunch of peopel who remember me). The police office said that as he drove by me he saw my Semper Fi Fund shirt, and wanted to see who was crazy enough to run a marathon in Alaska. As he was looking back in his mirror to try to see my face he saw me get hit. He told me that he couldn’t believe how I avoided the car- I must be a gymnast or ninja. I’ll take ninja. Anyone who knows me knows that I am wildly ungraceful so I have no idea how my ninja skills came out, but I’ll take it.
When I finally got home, I walked in and Andy ran to the door, like he always does, to greet me. I bent down to pet him, feeling kind of stiff but definitely not like I’d been hit by a ton of metal, and he began to play with my shoelaces like we always do when I get back from a run. For some reason, interacting with Andy made the whole experience hit me like a ton of bricks. If I were running slower, if the driver hadn’t slowed down, if it would have been an SUV and not a car- any number of variables could have lead to a much worse outcome and possibly to me not coming home to my favorite little guy. Really scary but it makes me wildly thankful. I just got off the phone with my little brother who says that I've met my quota of almost really bad injuries (broken hand, heart arrythmia, hit by a car) and hopefully I'm done for the year! I hope so, too!! I have so earned my vacation in two weeks- if I survive that long!






















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