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Click to view mbannon's profile Legend 1,814 posts since
Dec 14, 2007

Jul 12, 2007 11:14 AM

Passing gas while getting passed.

Is this frowned upon?

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Click to view teacherjen's profile Legend 469 posts since
Dec 14, 2007
1. Jul 12, 2007 11:16 AM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
bwahahahahahaha
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2. Jul 12, 2007 11:16 AM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
Not as much as grasping *** while getting passed

Reg.
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3. Jul 12, 2007 11:17 AM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
Not in any of the races I've done! I've been victim of "crop-dusting" in both a HM and a run of a HIM. In both situations this gave me enough incentive to pass....

In the case of the HIM, the crop duster in question made passing him quite easy as he promptly veered off the race course and went into the bushes, never even breaking stride!!! Quite impressive.
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4. Jul 12, 2007 11:28 AM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
quote:<HR>Originally posted by mbannon:
Is this frowned upon?
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I'll take your **** or body odor over the aromas of perfume, cologne, baking/cooking/grilling, or car/bus/truck exhaust any day. I've been (accidentally) spit on while passing. I don't mind the gas.

Dan
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5. Jul 12, 2007 11:46 AM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
quote:<HR>Originally posted by ForceD:
I'll take your **** or body odor over the aromas of perfume, cologne,

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Ugg- have you ever been in the pool when someone with perfume gets in? OMG- it's like the entire pool turns into a bottle of perfume. Gag me....

jen
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6. Jul 12, 2007 12:39 PM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
Just make sure that you get through the "Snot Rocket Zone" (3 bike lengths between you & rider in front) within 15 seconds or risk of penalty for remaining in the zone.

Jon
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7. Jul 12, 2007 12:53 PM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!
I **** in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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8. Jul 12, 2007 1:10 PM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
quote:<HR>Originally posted by regiolanthe:
Not as much as grasping *** while getting passed

Reg.
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HAHAHA!

Ya I don't understand why you'd wear perfume in a pool, but people who regularly wear perfume have probably become desensitized to the scent....
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9. Jul 12, 2007 1:48 PM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
quote:<HR>Originally posted by TriBob:
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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What the heck is an elderberry?

So if you **** while swimming and it bubbles in your shorts, is that considered a floatation device?
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10. Jul 12, 2007 1:54 PM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
quote:<HR>Originally posted by Paiko:
What the heck is an elderberry?<HR>


It's an old berry ;-)
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11. Jul 12, 2007 9:36 PM in response to: mbannon
Re: Passing gas while getting passed.
quote:<HR>Originally posted by Paiko:
What the heck is an elderberry?

So if you **** while swimming and it bubbles in your shorts, is that considered a floatation device?

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Ask neil. Monty Python reference only the British understand!

******* in your wetsuit I thought was standard operating procedure. Maybe that's why I'm so much faster

And I think it's only rude if you pass someone THEN release the gas bomb. It's just not nice!