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Mar 19, 2007 6:22 PM
in response to:
roy c
Re: Mon Boomer Runs 3/19
quote:<HR>Originally posted by WillRunForBeer:
tomwhite -- the wedding is getting closer -- help me!
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.......1.........Remain Calm
.......2........Check to see if Phony Passport I told you to get is still in date
.......3........Check Beer Supplies
.......4........Tell Wife how much you love her (you both may forget later)
.......5......Look at Future In-Laws and imagine Grandchildren that look like that in case the Gene-Pool isn't in your favor
-------------Emergency Use Only------
......6......Drink all Beer Supplies, move to Patagonia on Phony Passport, change name to Tmgjfur Gfidur, Jr
.....7......Be Aware PDR will hunt you down like a Mad Dog anyway
...8......Check Patagonian Beer Supplies/make friends with local priest for later burial after PDR strikes
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.....9........Remind yourself, it could be worse, you mighta had Twins//////
..........ok, I think you're ready............
