Nice SOX reference there Tramps, ol' pal.
Ahem.
Err?jeez, I?m not sure how to do this.
Okay, I?ll just be direct.
I have a confession to make.
I don?t work in a water cooler factory in the Northeastern portion of the United States.
There, I said it.
But all my running times and distances are real; it?s just my job that?s imaginary.
And that?s the reason why I think runwun is for real. Heck, his treadmill time this morning (10 miles in 1:05:42) was only one minute faster than mine (10 miles in 1:07). Of course, I was doing my last interval training session before Boston (schedule called for 12 x 800 at 5k ? 10k pace, but I did 13). Also had a weight training circuit appetizer and 30 minutes on the stepper for dessert.
I did a little experiment as well. I weighed myself before my workout (full sweats and sneaks), and again after my shower (just underwear). Gross weight loss of 12 pounds. That?s pretty extreme. I?m drinking lots of watercooler water to replace the sweat. Oops, there I go again.
Back to runwun ? hey dude, I think you?re real, and I?m willing to sponsor you. Name the place and race, and I?ll pay your entrance fee. That way you can post a legit time to quiet the naysayers. Deal?
And another thing ? I have never raced in a turkey suit or a fairie outfit ? those pix were expertly photoshopped by PBJ Jr., the King of the Maplefest 2007. Sure he?s only 5, but he?s a computer whiz kid.
Final thought ? the auditors were real ? there?s no way I could make up such a nightmare!