PBJ,
Great read and great race by you, as usual.
I will begrudgingly pay off my gambling debts, since Tallrunner did officially finish ahead of you. Fortunately I am a wealthy, um, soldier, so I can well afford to spare the coin I lost on you.
However, for the record, I want to point out that you lost five minutes in the porta-potty. If not for thatnot to mention the costume-induced overheating that led you into the fatal porta-pottyI do believe it would have been a horse-race. Since I bet on you, and I amnaturallya good judge of horseflesh, I believe you would have prevailed. Next time, don't race in a clown suit, you knucklehead, or at least warn your bettors.
Dark Horse
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I'm a dark horse, running on a dark race course