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Click to view Aweeztx's profile Amateur 8 posts since
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May 7, 2005 11:34 PM

Funny Things When Running

Today, while running a couple loops around Rice University in Houston( 3 miles each loop) I was turning a sharp corner around 7 minute mile pace and SLAM into this girl, who appeared to be going substantially faster than me! Im about 5'10 140, and she went down hard. I helped her up, said sorry, and then realized it was Kate Gorry, the #1 Girls xc runner for Rice and pretty sure like WAC champion a couple years ago(rice is now in different conference). Anyways, thats pretty ridiculous and somewhat amusing, I just hope I didnt injure her. What has happend when you guys are running?
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1. May 8, 2005 3:29 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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while running around an eighth mile track for my 400m, a girl i was racing against stopped after the first lap and completely lost the race. it was pretty funny. at least i thought so.
Click to view blackjacktmac4's profile Expert 54 posts since
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2. May 8, 2005 6:05 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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I ran an invitaational for XC in September... it was right after hurricane ivan, we're running in the woods right after this huge hill and this kid jumps out of the bushes right next to me, looks around to see if no one saw him, then is just like "hows it goin man" and sped away
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3. May 9, 2005 7:59 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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At my last meet, this one kid I sort of know from my church was behind me and he caught up with me... when he passed me he patted me on the back... I think he was being nice but he could have been teasin me. I still dont know. I beat him later in the race though hehe.
Click to view aurang's profile Legend 1,362 posts since
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4. May 9, 2005 10:12 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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I was running down the street when, for reasons I now forget, I ended up having a chat with a guy passing out flyers for a wrestling club in the area. I did wrestle on and off in high school, though I was terrible at it because of poor co-ordination. It turned out that he was a former teacher at my high school (twenty minutes to the west) and he knew one of my coaches. We shared a good laugh and agreed that the coach in question was a total jerk.
Click to view Acidosis078's profile Legend 315 posts since
Jun 26, 2006
5. May 10, 2005 3:17 AM in response to: Aweeztx
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Gee, knowing your from Ontario, I hope the guy you ran into wasn't Clint Kingsbury, that would be scary.
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6. May 10, 2005 10:01 AM in response to: Aweeztx
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Last tuesday I was running the 3200 and at the start line there was this real wirey looking kid. at the start of the race there was such a large pack i couldn't tell where anybody was. about 6 laps in i see him ahead of me goin pretty slow. as i start to pass him and go onto my 7th he lunges and was just extatic and i was like no way i didn't see him lap me? then i over hear the official say to him that he still has 2 to go! i tried not to laugh...
Click to view Sapunka's profile Expert 40 posts since
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7. May 10, 2005 7:09 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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oh man... that last one was pretty bad.

I could tink of some pretty funny things to do to runners, if I weren't one. I'd like to go continue this cute little convo, but no thanks. Hold the sex.
Click to view Professor010's profile Legend 613 posts since
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8. May 11, 2005 6:46 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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you are talking to the queen of the klutzes here...i cant even count the number of times ive run into people, tripped over people, tripped over myself...you get the picture.
here are some classics: once we were running inside during winter track--ok, i lied, walking back from strides--and i step on a piece of paper and WHAM flat on my back on the floor. hard, too--my feet kinda flew out from under me. its silent for a second or two, then this one girl says, really loud--"That sounded like a firecracker!" and everybody starts laughing (including me, as im lying on the floor in pain--i got a giant bruise on my butt.)
then there was the time during winter track when we were at the Amory in nyc. the track has banked curves, and i was really nervous i was gonna fall off or something. i hugged the inside of the first lane so much that i stepped on the little metal rail there and fell on my face after taking about 5 steps. funny thing was, it was a relay and i was last leg--it was really spread out--so i was all by myself. and there's hundreds of people there in the stands. i got up anyway though and finished with the 2nd fastest time on my relay team. ended up with a rugburned knee and a sprained ankle.
then--this wasnt actually when i was running but it was on the bus on the way to a meet--u know that seat in the middle of the bus that folds up? well i was sitting in that seat...i stood up to talk to somebody and the seat folded up but i didnt notice. so when i went to sit down...yeah. same effect as pulling a chair out from under somebody as they're about to sit down.
and then there was the time....nah im done.

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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius
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9. May 22, 2005 1:37 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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Have you ever been chased by a prairie dog? The other day I ran past a prairie dog colony and one of them came out to the sidewalk and chased after me for a few seconds. He then stopped and reared up on his hind legs and yelped at me. The funny thing is that it appeared that he was shaking his fist at me and saying, "and don't come back!"

Usually prairie dogs are very timid. This guy was either socialized by all of the people that he encounters on a daily basis, or he had a death wish. Either way, he made his annoyance very clear.
Click to view XCRunner11's profile Amateur 24 posts since
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10. May 24, 2005 7:02 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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I was running up a long, tough hill at an XC meet last fall and one of the boys on the opposing team pulled his pants down and mooned me while I was running. I was pretty ******, but then he came in dead last in his race so..bad karma. But it was still pretty funny, I guess.
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11. May 25, 2005 9:20 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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Didn't get to see this but an XC runner that was againt my school got hit by a deer during the race
Click to view Itwasntme08's profile Amateur 32 posts since
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12. May 26, 2005 4:43 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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This isn't really "while I was running" but thought i'd post it anyway, I fall all the time, and yesterday at one of our meets we have one of those big utility tubs that we put stuff in if it rains, and well it didnt rain but it was suppose to and it was right in front of our awning set up for the team. I had turned around to talk to a friend and kept walking and walked right into this huge tub and fell over it headlong into the grass with the whole team watching, have grass stains to prove it Most likely the largest thing I have ever tripped over, my team couldn't stop laughing....
Click to view the kenyan's profile Legend 1,166 posts since
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13. May 26, 2005 5:11 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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hard to say, there's always so many. There was that one time a couple years ago when me & some of the guys beat out a train at a railroad crossing. Heard the whistle from a couple hundred meters away and started sprinting balls out.......... Not that big a deal, except the exact same thing happened to us a year later at the same spot when we did that run again.
Click to view Professor010's profile Legend 613 posts since
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14. May 26, 2005 7:11 PM in response to: Aweeztx
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quote:<HR>Originally posted by TrackChick24:
Didn't get to see this but an XC runner that was againt my school got hit by a deer during the race<HR>

that reminds me...a girl on our team once (supposedly) ran over a chipmunk during a XC race...with those big XC spikes in. Roadkill...



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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius