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36 Replies Last post: Dec 9, 2007 4:47 PM by ToddEP   1 2 3 Previous Next
Click to view Brutal003's profile Legend 248 posts since
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Dec 8, 2007 11:19 AM

Judy just walked in...

..the room.

Larry....let me guess Miss March 2004?
Judy..
Larry...good morning fox Anything I can get you?
Judy...coffee?

(later)

Larry....when we got married, what did you think about becoming Mrs. Joiner? Talking about the name change.
Judy...isn't that what married women do? It's like wearing a wedding ring. Symbolic of the love we share.
Larry...some women prefer to keep their maiden name?
Judy...why?
Larry...got me!
Judy...I know


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Why all the wicked, so strong?

Tom Waits
Click to view Circusdog's profile Pro 90 posts since
Dec 14, 2007
1. Dec 8, 2007 11:44 AM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
Why do you call your left hand Judy?
Click to view xBarry31's profile Pro 132 posts since
Dec 14, 2007
2. Dec 8, 2007 11:45 AM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
quote:<HR>Originally posted by Brutal:
..the room.

Larry....let me guess Miss March 2004?
Judy..
Larry...good morning fox Anything I can get you?
Judy...coffee?

(later)

Larry....when we got married, what did you think about becoming Mrs. Joiner? Talking about the name change.
Judy...isn't that what married women do? It's like wearing a wedding ring. Symbolic of the love we share.
Larry...some women prefer to keep their maiden name?
Judy...why?
Larry...got me!
Judy...I know


<HR>


Nice use of smilies!!

Click to view Circusdog's profile Pro 90 posts since
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4. Dec 8, 2007 12:05 PM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
Larry...haha!!!! Wanna go out to eat tonight and maybe...

Again I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

That's really sweet bruty...so 7th grade.
Click to view mistaSteve's profile Pro 105 posts since
Dec 30, 2002
5. Dec 8, 2007 2:37 PM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
The power of not knowing creating synergies with not caring
Click to view Iontach's profile Legend 1,522 posts since
Dec 14, 2007
6. Dec 8, 2007 2:52 PM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
quote:<HR>Originally posted by Brutal:
Judy...isn't that what married women do? It's like wearing a wedding ring. Symbolic of the love we share.<HR>


Men wear wedding rings too. Why don't they change their names?
Click to view mistaSteve's profile Pro 105 posts since
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7. Dec 8, 2007 5:27 PM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
quote:<HR>Originally posted by Iontach:
Men wear wedding rings too. Why don't they change their names?<HR>


I want to change my name to Max Power.
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Jun 26, 2006
8. Dec 8, 2007 7:00 PM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
quote:<HR>Originally posted by Circusdog:
Why do you call your left hand Judy?<HR>


Why do i get the feeling that you are some kindof genetic failure
Click to view Fionn mac Cumhail's profile Legend 341 posts since
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9. Dec 8, 2007 7:02 PM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
quote:<HR>Originally posted by mistaSteve:
I want to change my name to Max Power.<HR>


"NOBODY snuggles with Max Power...you strap yourself in and feel the G's!"

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Aug 16, 1999
10. Dec 8, 2007 7:06 PM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
quote:<HR>Originally posted by Fionn mac Cumhail:
"NOBODY snuggles with Max Power...you strap yourself in and feel the G's!"

<HR>


LMAO!

??Kids, there?s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!??
??Isn?t that the wrong way???
??Yeah, but faster!??
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13. Dec 8, 2007 8:43 PM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
quote:<HR>Originally posted by Brutal:
I hate to break it to ya like this but men and women are different. Both men and women screw so why don't men get pregnant? Could it be because of those differences?<HR>


Women take men's names because they have uteri?

No, I don't think it could be because of that.
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14. Dec 8, 2007 10:52 PM in response to: Brutal003
Re: Judy just walked in...
quote:<HR>Originally posted by Wahedy:
Why do i get the feeling that you are some kindof genetic failure<HR>


Because you recognize your own kind...Welcome freak...Jump in the pool!