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moppet Rookie 118 posts since
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30. Dec 10, 2007 3:15 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by Iontach:

I was thinking about this earlier.

People - well, some people - abhor the idea of "designer babies". All that playing God is just so wrong.

People - well, some people - abhor the idea of homosexuality. All that playing with the same sex is just so wrong.

It strikes me that these could be intersecting sets. I find that delicious.

Oh, and the name, CRB?  Homavert.




i am so scared of the future...

Diane95 Rookie 181 posts since
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31. Dec 10, 2007 3:20 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by caribougrrl:

you're afraid of your bum because you're heterosexual... trust me, you won't mind by the end of the week...


 



I know there must be a way to pull in the traditional reference to DogMom's Subaru here....

Broken Lady Rookie 26 posts since
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32. Dec 25, 2007 2:09 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

I've actually had my switch turned off and it's amazing!  I'm no longer attracted to female fruit flies!    !http://www.coolrunning.com/forums/eek.gif|src=http://www.coolrunning.com/forums/eek.gif|border=0!

On a serious note...I'm thinking the human mind and human sexuality is much more complex than that of fruit flies....I know I'll alway like a nice set of boobies. !http://www.coolrunning.com/forums/tongue.gif|src=http://www.coolrunning.com/forums/tongue.gif|border=0!



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Julia Sugarbaker Rookie 44 posts since
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33. Dec 10, 2007 3:29 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

Please don't cure me, my gf is smokin' hot.  And moving in together doubled my wardrobe.  And she just smells really good.  

LoneWolf704 Rookie 3 posts since
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34. Dec 10, 2007 3:35 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

I think its interesting how quickly we dismiss that "flipping the switch" is even possible.  I understand that our systems are a bit more complicated than fruit flies, but it seems somewhat short sighted to dismiss it completely without further research (it would be similarly short sighted to embrace it as gospel, however).

If it did turn out that there was a switch it would be an interesting debate as to how we would handle that. From a survival of the species stand point, we should switch everyone to hetero, but with our species far from endangered I don't see the point of forcing people into it.

As to whether its a sin or not, I maintain that neither side can prove the moral high ground here.

JimR022 Rookie 985 posts since
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35. Dec 10, 2007 3:40 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

I'm not sure how something gets labelled as 'cure' when there's no defined disease.

770 Rookie 297 posts since
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36. Dec 10, 2007 4:55 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by caribougrrl:

I prefer to regard this as the possible beginning of finding a cure for chronic and rampant heterosexuality.


 



I was thinking along the same lines.

Ripplerun Rookie 222 posts since
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37. Dec 10, 2007 4:58 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by LoneWolf704:

I think its interesting how quickly we dismiss that "flipping the switch" is even possible. I understand that our systems are a bit more complicated than fruit flies, but it seems somewhat short sighted to dismiss it completely without further research (it would be similarly short sighted to embrace it as gospel, however).


 



Lesbian lovin' is so blissfully wonderful. No scientist in the world can flip a switch and take away the plethora of euphoric wonderment.

That's like telling someone that if you flip a switch they'll no longer love their children. (Poor fruit fly babies)

Sorry....it's simply not going to happen....and if for some strange reason it does happen, it won't be natural....just like taking a mothers love for her baby....not natural.

Blackbird050 Rookie 117 posts since
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38. Dec 10, 2007 5:18 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by Ripplerun:

Lesbian lovin' is so blissfully wonderful. No scientist in the world can flip a switch and take away the plethora of euphoric wonderment.

That's like telling someone that if you flip a switch they'll no longer love their children. (Poor fruit fly babies)

Sorry....it's simply not going to happen....and if for some strange reason it does happen, it won't be natural....just like taking a mothers love for her baby....not natural.


 



Not natural, or not right?

Far be it from me to contradict your description of lesbian lovin' as a "plethora of euphoric wonderment."  Tomato/tomahto, and all that.  Besides, who doesn't appreciate a nice pair of boobies?     But natural =/= good.

Among things "natural" are poison oak, lyme disease, AIDS, muscular dystrophy, draught, pneumonia, Downs Syndrome and lima beans.   I think we'd all like to eradicate those things if we could, no matter how "natural" they are.  And The Gay, of course.  We wanna get rid of that horrid disease, too.  How else could er prance nekkid in a locker room unless we know we won't catch The Gay from it?

Ripplerun Rookie 222 posts since
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39. Dec 10, 2007 5:26 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by Blackbird:

Not natural, or not right?

Far be it from me to contradict your description of lesbian lovin' as a "plethora of euphoric wonderment."  Tomato/tomahto, and all that.  Besides, who doesn't appreciate a nice pair of boobies?      But natural =/= good.

Among things "natural" are poison oak, lyme disease, AIDS, muscular dystrophy, draught, pneumonia, Downs Syndrome and lima beans. I think we'd all like to eradicate those things if we could, no matter how "natural" they are. And The Gay, of course. We wanna get rid of that horrid disease, too. How else could er prance nekkid in a locker room unless we know we won't catch The Gay from it?




Hmmm I'm thinking the answer is in the intensity of the orgasm(s).

I'd like to be a fruit fly on the wall during that lab experiment.  

caribougrrl008 Rookie 123 posts since
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40. Dec 10, 2007 5:54 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by Blackbird:



Among things "natural" are poison oak, lyme disease, AIDS, muscular dystrophy, draught, pneumonia, Downs Syndrome and lima beans. I think we'd all like to eradicate those things if we could, no matter how "natural" they are. And The Gay, of course. We wanna get rid of that horrid disease, too. How else could er prance nekkid in a locker room unless we know we won't catch The Gay from it?


 



hey!    I LIKE lima beans.

Blackbird050 Rookie 117 posts since
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41. Dec 10, 2007 6:12 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by caribougrrl:

hey!     I LIKE lima beans.




Duh. That's obviously how you caught The Gay. !http://www.coolrunning.com/forums/biggrin.gif|src=http://www.coolrunning.com/forums/biggrin.gif|border=0!

I wonder if they'll find a lima bean switch?

pigeye097 Rookie 194 posts since
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42. Dec 10, 2007 6:14 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by CharlesRiverBlowfish:

Vaccination, capsules or an inhaler?


 



Hot beef injection.

bburgoyne26 Rookie 245 posts since
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43. Dec 10, 2007 7:14 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

ok dammit...when are they gonna have a breakthrough on the baldness gene?

caribougrrl008 Rookie 123 posts since
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44. Dec 10, 2007 7:18 PM in response to: ChicagoMike
Re: Cure for Homosexuality

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Originally posted by bburgoyne26:

ok dammit...when are they gonna have a breakthrough on the baldness gene?


 



{{{{{{bburgoyne}}}}}}

they had a breakthrough several decades ago... it can't be fixed, due to the Y chromosome you're missing the important part...

...of course, there's always Spray-On Hair, if I remember the k-tel ads correctly... 

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