Okay, life is better today. I can at least look back with some sense of humor on yesterday. I don't remember which one of you made a reference to this earlier, but yes, I feel EXACTLY like George Jetson. "Jane, HELP! Stop this crazy thing!!" You youngsters out there can ask your parents.
My injuries are not as bad as I thought they might be. My nose is pretty normal, no major swelling and no more bleeding. My knee looks like a chainsaw hit it, but the swelling is minimal and the bleeding is under control. The worst part is my back and shoulders, which are really, really sore. But again, it could have been worse.
The CSI team was here and I think we determined what happened. It looks like my right shoe came untied, and the lace caught in the belt of the TM. Thus, when my right foot was supposed to come forward, it didn't. My left foot continued back normally with the TM, thus giving me the sense that my feet were flying backwards. Also then, as I fell, my right foot was caught, thus keeping my right leg from coming forward too, and so I fell completely on my left knee. Both feet were behind me, so I did pitch forward bashing my face on the panel.
If only I had the video camera on. $100,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos was MINE, ALL MINE! But no, no such luck. America doesn't get to laugh at me, just my wife and kids.
All in all, I'm just chalking it up to a life lesson learned. I think I will be back on the "horse that threw me" tomorrow. Thanks for all you concern.
Aaron