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Click to view ramberg's profile Amateur 15 posts since
May 28, 2007
30. Sep 16, 2007 5:30 PM in response to: drunningman
Just read this thread, beginning to end, and am laughing my head off! I'm sorry...it's just that we are such FUNNY creatures! But the good news is we laugh at ourselves!

And I just KNOW that I have now induced some kind of karma and will be face planting it in the very near future!
Click to view Texas_Runner84's profile Expert 50 posts since
Oct 17, 2007
31. Sep 18, 2007 11:07 AM in response to: drunningman
Mine was when my shoe lace came untied and back before ipods when we had the headphones over your head and bulky radio device things that ran on batteries. Well anyway I was running and all of a sudden it was like time was going slow the music seemed to stop and I blacked out literally don't know what happened and it felt like a few seconds later I slammed into the ground and just jolted back to awareness and was like WTF! To this day I honestly don't know what happened just like a blackout hit the ground and realized my knees were cut up really back but not enough to stop running. This has only happened one time in my entire life so I really can't tell what to do.
Click to view peacequeen's profile Amateur 22 posts since
Aug 1, 2003
32. Sep 18, 2007 11:54 AM in response to: drunningman
I just have to thank you guys for the lunchtime laugh. I read this and was laughing so hard I was crying.

I have done a bunch of embarassing things but nothing while I was running. I am probably due
Click to view streak790's profile Amateur 29 posts since
Jan 20, 2006
33. Sep 18, 2007 1:01 PM in response to: drunningman
One day I was running with my ipod, something that I usually don't do. Someone had left a dumpster in the middle of the sidewalk with maybe 2 feet of space between it and the building. I figured I could easily pass through that narrow gap, which I did. However, the wire from my headphones got snagged on the dumpster and next thing I knew my headphones are dangling from the dumpster and my momentum is killed. I think I let a few expletives fly and sure enough some people came walking around the corner just at that time.

Also, I tripped and fell in the first 1/4 mile of an 8-mile run. Naturally there were two people about 10 feet away asking if I was okay. I brushed myself off and quickly ran off to finish my run.
Click to view maynard001's profile Amateur 20 posts since
Jan 4, 2006
34. Sep 18, 2007 3:18 PM in response to: drunningman
I've crapped my pants...thought I could hold it...I was wrong. One of the single worst moments of my life....
Click to view whlightnin's profile Amateur 29 posts since
Mar 22, 2004
35. Sep 18, 2007 3:42 PM in response to: drunningman
While running along the grassy shoulder of a busy street, at rush hour, I was looking behind me to try to find a gap in the traffic to cross the street. I turned my head back just in time to run my face into the grounding wire from a telephone pole. Those things are tight! It decked me--my legs and body flew out in front of me, and I landed on my back in the grass.

The worst thing was, I had a red stripe running diagonally across my face for the next 24 hours or so. Yeesh.

(BTW, walking in a marathon isn't embarrassing -- or else I've embarrassed myself while qualifying for Boston a few times...!)
Click to view mrinertia's profile Legend 1,356 posts since
Dec 14, 2007
36. Sep 18, 2007 4:27 PM in response to: drunningman
Took a nice low lying branch across the head this morning. It was small, and I only got a scratch, but I am sick of telling the story.

I love running with hardcore runners. I'm not necessarily talking about fast, just people really devoted to a passtime they love. Things that are a huge deal in public are no big deal for runners. Passing gas is just part of the game. Training partner and I have agreed that several years down the line, we'll just give each other a single "excuse me" that will cover the gazillions of wind breakers we've let fly in the past. Snot rockets, blood, most bodily fluids - no big deal.
Click to view liebling's profile Amateur 39 posts since
Aug 26, 2007
37. Sep 18, 2007 11:02 PM in response to: drunningman
quote:<HR>Originally posted by cakeeater1031:
. . . all of a sudden it was like time was going slow the music seemed to stop and I blacked out literally don't know what happened and it felt like a few seconds later I slammed into the ground and just jolted back to awareness and was like WTF! To this day I honestly don't know what happened . . . .<HR>


Sounds like a classic X-File type abduction moment.
Weeeeeird.
Click to view teresaa spencer's profile Amateur 17 posts since
Dec 14, 2007
38. Sep 20, 2007 1:37 PM in response to: drunningman
I was out on a trail in a national forest where I NEVER see anyone, but on this particular day I saw a hunter up ahead of me on the trail with his gun tucked under his arm, and he was lighting a cigarette. I didn't want to scare him, so I thought I'd just use bike path etiquette, and said, "I'm coming up on your left." Well, he swung around and that gun was pointed right at me. I stopped and semi-put my hands in the air. He said, "you scared the sh*t out of me! I thought my wife had found me out here." Well, needless to say the low heart training that I was doing was shot to ****.(pardon the pun) My heart rate spiked, and I jogged passed once I got my wits back. Later in that same run, I tried to jump over a big mud puddle, didn't quite make it and fell in the mud. I had to finish the run covered in mud. Hopefully, I got all the bad karma out on that run, and it will be smooooth sailing from now on.
Click to view jayneilso's profile Rookie 1 posts since
Aug 28, 2007
39. Mar 25, 2008 1:41 PM in response to: drunningman
My embarrassing running moments go back to my days in high school track and cross country:

One day I forgot my sports bra and had to run with my normal bra. Luckily there were no chafing issues but at the end of my run I lifted up my shirt to wipe the sweat off my face (forgetting I was wearing what would be considered a lingerie bra) and ended up flashing a bus full of the boys soccer team who then proceeded to cheer and whistle out the window.

Also at a track meet I had to run two events back to back and started puking from running so hard after the first event. I could hear my dad's voice coming across the field saying "Race now! Puke later!" I ran from the finish line to the the start of the next event puking to the side while everyone including cute boys looked at me in disgust.

My recent embarrassing moment actually happened on my bike:

I just got clipless pedals and wanted to try them out around the neighborhood before I went on any big rides. I got about a few yards away from my garage before I toppled over in front of a bunch of kids on their bikes. One of the little girls said "It really easy to learn how to ride a bike" and suggested training wheels. All I could do was laugh. She was so cute. haha!
Click to view Eco13's profile Expert 52 posts since
Feb 18, 2008
40. Mar 25, 2008 8:46 PM in response to: drunningman

This is a great thread! I'm glad it got bumped back up recently.

As far as embarrassing moments goes - I always seem to get a case of exercise gas. :0 And it's hard to control when you're in a class with coaches tracking your time or reps and you can't just remove yourself whenever the need arrises. More than once I've been running with my exercise group and I let one slip with someone behind me. One previous post said that it's all just part of the game, but it's still embarassing as ****.