Oct 10, 2007 7:25 PM
In honor of EvaP and ChooviE
I hope it is okay that I give this poem its own topic.
quote:<HR>Originally posted by IFixFido:
I had to laugh when I read your story. I had a similar experience, flew from Seattle to participate, registered for Sunday 1/2 marathon by accident, e-mailed with no response to correct my mistake, then was told to fly back home, no room on the bus. I wrote a poem to express my feelings and e-mailed it to Eric. No reply yet but thought I'd post it here for all to enjoy.
It is a parody of "The Cremation of Sam McGee"
The Frustration of Eva P.
Strange tales are told in the shivering cold
By the runners who patiently wait;
The Bizz Johnson trail has a secret tale
That sealed Eva P's fate;
My friends and I have seen strange sights,
But the strangest we ever did see
Was the lack of devotion that started in motion
The frustration of Eva P.
She came from afar, by plane and by car, a five hundred dollar affair.
The course was exciting and visually inviting, a group of her friends met her there.
It was so far so good, and please knock on wood when the whole rendezvous went astray;
Race officials abused her when the website confused her and she registered for the wrong day.
She tried clarification which caused consternation, her e-mail got nary a glance.
He said ?Don?t make a fuss, there?s no room on the bus! You?ll have to go home! Not a chance!?
Reeling with shock she attempted to talk, and to make sense of what was implied;
?Just get on the plane, you have poop for a brain, and as for your last hope, it has died.?
She was taken aback by this sudden attack, and she desperately tried to explain.
Then the crabby man softened, he?d dealt with this often, and the pressure was causing some strain.
?Come back in the morn, I?m just tired and worn of the runners all changing their mind.
Your case is unique and it?s fairness you seek, we?ll find a seat for your behind.?
She awoke with a thrill though the air had a chill and put on her new running socks.
Her first 13 mile race! Could she keep up the pace? Could she take it and not have to walk?
She found the nice man who developed the plan to find her a seat on the bus;
Her number was snatched as the busses dispatched, participants started to fuss.
?Go ahead, go ahead!? they suddenly said as they realized the seat room was spacious.
All began piling and not single filing, there was plenty of room! Goodness Gracious!
Eva P. was content, though her patience was spent, and her number (690) was lacking;
She wanted to run with her friends and have fun then load up her stuff and get packing.
As she pounced on the race the stress drained from her face, and she took in the glorious scape.
Forget all the strife, this was it! This was life! Who cares about all the Red Tape?
She ran all 13, she felt strong, she felt lean, and her heart swelled with pride as she finished.
Her arms in the air, her friends crowded there, made the earlier frustrations diminish.
She began to rejoice, then she heard a shrill voice as her Montrails skipped over the line.
?Hey you! Where?s your number! Can you get any dumber?? A shiver ran down Eva?s spine.
Her shoulders were rounded, her friends were astounded, she desperately stuttered her story.
After all she had borne, her psyche was worn, and now they had stolen her glory.
The woman went on, sympathy was foregone, and the finish was scarred by reproof.
She had her full say, Eva wandered away, there was no use in raising the roof.
The man running the race, with a smile on his face, then asked her a question (ironic!)
How was your run? Did you have lots of fun? She said ?yes.? in a tone quite laconic.
Strange tales are told in the shivering cold
By the runners who patiently wait;
The Bizz Johnson trail has a secret tale
That sealed Eva P's fate;
You can take this or leave it or just disbelieve it
but try to remember I beg;
To see people?s faces at subsequent races
Not numbers attached to some legs.
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