Gawd help me, I watch (sniff, sniff). It's like televised crack cocaine: a cheap, easy fix that leaves you feeling cheap and used. Oh, I tried joining "Nip/Tuck Anonymous" and 12-stepping my way out of it. But my wife's sister's lesbian lover was in the program, too and she turned out to be bisexual - and kinky. Then I tried therapy to kick the habit, but my therapist turned out to have a bondage fetish and a college-age daughter and well.... Then I ran into my college girlfriend and she and her husband have an open relationship and ready supply of Astro-Glide and well...

"Course, if I was a younger man, it'd have me considering a career in plastic surgery.

Jay