Bill, you do err, not knowing your own scriptures:
Evolutionist Jeffrey Schwartz (2006) - "they have not been found because they don't exist" - http://www.umc.pitt.edu:591/m/FMPro?-db=ma&-lay=a&-format=d.html&id=2297&-Find
Evolutionist David Kitts - Despite the bright promise that paleontology provides a means of "seeing" evolution, it has presented some nasty difficulties for evolutionists, the most notorious of which is the presence of "gaps" in the fossil record. Evolution requires intermediate forms between species, and paleontology does not provide them. (1974), "Paleontology and Evolutionary Theory," Evolution, September.
Evolutionist Stephen Jay Gould - "All paleontologists know that the fossil record contains precious little in the way of intermediate forms: transitions between major groups are characteristically abrupt" - "The Return of Hopeful Monsters," Natural History, 1977
Evolutionist Stephen Jay Gould - "The extreme rarity of transitional forms in the fossil record persists as the trade secret of paleontology. The evolutionary trees that adorn our textbooks have data only at the tips and nodes of their branches: the rest is inference, however reasonable, not the evidence of the fossils" - "Evolution's Erratic Pace," Natural History
Colin Patterson, senior paleontologist of the British Museum of Natural History in London - "I fully agree with your comments on the lack of direct illustration of evolutionary transitions in my book. If I knew of any, fossil or living, I would certainly have included them.... Yet Gould and the American Museum people are hard to contradict when they say there are no transitional fossils.... I will lay it on the line-there is not one such fossil for which one could make a watertight argument" - The Listener, 1982
Creationist Duane Gish - "None of the intermediate fossils that would be expected on the basis of the evolution model has been found between single-celled organisms and invertebrates, between invertebrates and vertebrates, between fish and amphibians, between amphibians and reptiles, between reptiles and birds or mammals, or between "lower" mammals and primates." - (1981), Summary of Scientific Evidence for Creation
Evolutionist George Gaylord Simpson - "This *regular absence of transitional forms is not confined to mammals, but is an almost universal phenomenon, *as has long been noted by paleontologists. It is true of almost all orders of all classes of animals, both vertebrate and invertebrate. Tempo and Mode in Evolution
Mark Ridley of Oxford University's Zoology Department - "In any case, no real evolutionist, whether gradualist or punctuationist, uses the fossil record as evidence in favor of the theory of evolution as opposed to special creation... (1981) Who Doubts Evolution?
Jerry Adler - "The more scientists have searched for the transitional forms between species, the more they have been frustrated.... Evidence from fossils now points overwhelmingly away from the classical Darwinism which most Americans learned in high school: that new species evolve out of existing ones by the gradual accumulation of small changes, each of which helps the organism survive and compete in the environment" - Newsweek 1980
Speaking of fairy tales... these experts could all be wrong and you could be 100% right, so if you can just give us all a list of the transitional fossils that have been found... perhaps the senior paleontologist of the British Museum of Natural History overlooked them all. Thanks.