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  • FormerBAM We're Not Worthy 4,378 posts since
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    45. Jan 25, 2008 9:22 AM (in response to Jimmysback)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

     

    Jimmysback wrote:

    |twent-six point two

     

                   miles of bald-headed sexy

     

     

                   is what they call me!!!

     

     

                     

     

     

     

                   Now that is a haiku|

     

     

     

    Ultimate haiku

     

     

    Jimmy's got it down pat now

     

     

    Why can't he quote posts?

     

     

  • Jimmysback Legend 507 posts since
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    46. Jan 25, 2008 9:24 AM (in response to FormerBAM)
    Re: Marathon Haikus
    Jimmysback wrote:FormerBAM wrote:

     

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    twent-six point two

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    > > miles of bald-headed sexy

    > >

    > > is what they call me!!!

    > >

    > >

    > > 

    > >

    > >

    > > 

    > >

    > >

    > > Now that is a haiku

     

    Ultimate haiku

     

     

    Jimmy's got it down pat now

     

     

    Why can't he quote posts?

     

     

     

     

    Jimmy does not quote

    because Jimmy is challenged

    by the computer

     

     

     

     

     

  • FormerBAM We're Not Worthy 4,378 posts since
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    47. Jan 25, 2008 9:26 AM (in response to Jimmysback)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

     

    When least expected

     

     

    Jimmy learns to quote the posts

     

     

     

     

     

    or accidentally.

     

     

  • Jimmysback Legend 507 posts since
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    48. Jan 25, 2008 9:31 AM (in response to FormerBAM)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

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    FormerBAM wrote:

    When least expected

     

    Jimmy learns to quote the posts

     

     

     

     

     

     

    or accidentally.

     

     

    Haikus are 5-7-5 not 5-7-6 that one doesn't count

     

     

    But thenagain most of these don't because Haikus are supposed to have an earthly element or seasonal element to them

     

     

    Jimmy

     

     

  • FormerBAM We're Not Worthy 4,378 posts since
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    49. Jan 25, 2008 9:42 AM (in response to Jimmysback)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

    Dude, say it like this:

     

    AX-A-DENT-LY

     

     

    four syllables.

     

     

    I thought you were from Texas.

     

     

    P.S.  This wasn't meant to be a haiku, just a response, so don't start any more of y'all's ragging on my haiku sh!t.  This is supposed to be peaceful and you're stressing me out.  I hope you're happy...

  • Myblueeyedgurl Community Moderator 3,358 posts since
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    50. Jan 25, 2008 9:45 AM (in response to FormerBAM)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

     

    OMG! Funny!

     

     

    Please don't stress out anymore!

     

     

    This is a nice place!

     

     





    "You won?t lag behind, because you?ll have the speed. You?ll pass the whole gang and you?ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you?ll be the best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest. " - - Dr. Seuss
  • Jimmysback Legend 507 posts since
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    51. Jan 25, 2008 9:49 AM (in response to FormerBAM)
    Re: Marathon Haikus
    FormerBAM wrote:

    >                

    Dude, say it like this:

    >

    >                AX-A-DENT-LY

    >

    >                four syllables.

    >

    >

    >                I thought you were from Texas.

    >

    >

    >                P.S. This wasn't meant to be a haiku, just a response, so don't start any more of y'all's ragging on my haiku sh!t. This is supposed to be peaceful and you're stressing me out. I hope you're happy...

    >

    >                

                     

     

     

                   I am sorry,

     

     

                   I just wanted to get under yur skin for a minute.  Now I am laughing with you.

     

     

                   Jimmy

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  • Immer treu We're Not Worthy 5,202 posts since
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    52. Jan 25, 2008 10:05 AM (in response to FormerBAM)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

    BAM has discovered

     

    her inner haiku writer

     

     

    the world is not safe

     

     

     

     

     

    Disciplined pacing

     

     

    Traveling light essential

     

     

    Haiku/marathon

     

     

  • jenhirr Legend 314 posts since
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    53. Jan 25, 2008 11:48 AM (in response to Immer treu)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

     

    2 more miles to go

     

     

    there's t.p. in my pocket

     

     

    I can't find a tree!

     

     

     

     

     

  • Myblueeyedgurl Community Moderator 3,358 posts since
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    54. Jan 25, 2008 11:50 AM (in response to jenhirr)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

    LMAO! Awesome! Welcome to the board!





    "You won?t lag behind, because you?ll have the speed. You?ll pass the whole gang and you?ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you?ll be the best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest. " - - Dr. Seuss
  • FormerBAM We're Not Worthy 4,378 posts since
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    55. Jan 25, 2008 12:15 PM (in response to Immer treu)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

     

    Disciplined pacing

     

    Traveling light essential

     

     

    Haiku/marathon

     

     

     

     

    Will try to refrain

     

     

    from overdoing haikus

     

     

    so much to release...

     

     

     

     

     

    son joining air force

     

     

    am proud but scared, all the same

     

     

    wish it was Marines 

     

     

     

     

     

    sure to miss his face

     

     

    in my kitchen ev'ry day

     

     

    tears are flowing still...

     

     

  • Myblueeyedgurl Community Moderator 3,358 posts since
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    56. Jan 25, 2008 12:33 PM (in response to FormerBAM)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

    Very exciting

     

    And sounds Very Scary too!

     

     

    You're raising good kids!





    "You won?t lag behind, because you?ll have the speed. You?ll pass the whole gang and you?ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you?ll be the best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest. " - - Dr. Seuss
  • lenzlaw Community Moderator 10,401 posts since
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    57. Jan 25, 2008 12:24 PM (in response to FormerBAM)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

     

    Generations born

     

     

    Each must choose a path their own

     

     

    Elders watch and hope

     

     





    Len

  • Jimmysback Legend 507 posts since
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    58. Jan 25, 2008 12:26 PM (in response to FormerBAM)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

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    FormerBAM wrote:

    Disciplined pacing

     

    Traveling light essential

     

    Haiku/marathon

     

     

    Will try to refrain

     

     

    from overdoing haikus

     

     

    so much to release...

     

     

     

     

     

     

    son joining air force

     

     

    am proud but scared, all the same

     

     

    wish it was Marines

     

     

     

     

     

     

    sure to miss his face

     

     

    in my kitchen ev'ry day

     

     

    tears are flowing still...

     

     

     

     

    Tell him to go into weather and I will be able to harass him for a few months and you and your fam can come visit and have some spirits at the Shields(my) house.

     

     

  • Immer treu We're Not Worthy 5,202 posts since
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    59. Jan 25, 2008 12:33 PM (in response to FormerBAM)
    Re: Marathon Haikus

     

    USAF salute

     

     

     

     

     

    Afghan combat left

     

     

    Marine nephew grateful for

     

     

    Friends in high places

     

     

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