Plus y'all should know me better. I ain't one to be skeered to tell embarrasing stories about myself. Like this one:
Brenda and I just hanging out at our house, I'm getting ready to grill some burgers, getting the fire ready and stuff. So I'm outside working on the fire and the coals seem like they're ready, nice and hot, so I close the lid of the grill as to conserve the heat and I head back inside to get the meat. I come back out and open the lid, swosh this huge ball of fire rushes out and I duck just barely missing it. "wow, that was close" I thought. I put the the meat to grill and go back inside for a beer or something, Brenda is in the kitchen getting the side dishes ready. She turns around and goes to give me a taste of something and looks at me and starts screaming "OMG Jesus!! Are you ok? What happened?" And I am just standing there wondering WTF? What is wrong with this lady right? She says, "don't you feel your face? go look in the mirror" So I go to the bathroom to look at myself in the mirror and...WTF!!! Half my facial hair is gone, eyebrows, lashes, part of my hair is cinched(sp?), half my face looks like I'm albino or something because it's all ashes and stuff. No wonder I felt a little tingly sensation, almost as if I had gotten burnt or something....even my nose hairs were burnt!!! But aloe vera gel made everything feel better, that and a couple of beers....LOL
