Grunting doesn't distract me, it is actually really funny. I also love the guy who curls with too much weights so he has to swing it, setting himself up for numerous injuries.
Other comedy?
- the guy who wears the tank top with the itty bitty straps
- the guy who flexes in the mirror repeatedly yet surreptitiously
- the guy who puts too much weight on his bar for benching or squatting and then lowers it one inch and considers that a rep
- the guy who spends 15 minutes psyching himself up to bench one rep.
These are usually the same guy.
Unfortunately, I am "extremely sweaty guy." I mop up my copious sweat from the machine, but I see people avoiding the treadmill I am on, giving it almost a biohazard-area-sized berth.
Other comedy,
- the woman with the iPod, water bottle, towel, headband, wrist weights, spandex tank top and pants walking 1.5 miles per hour on the treadmill. They are usually the ones seen cruising the up close parking spaces like a shark around a pack of teenaged skinny dippers.
- The woman whose hair is freshly done up in a "fun" top-of-the-head pony tail, perfectly matching spandex workout attire and shoes, who never seems to get around to actually doing anything but streatching and chatting with random cute men.
- The teenagers who spend 3 hours working out chest and biceps, and then amble off on their incredibly skinny legs.
- The guy who shaves off all his body hair and has full body razor burn.
And, last but not least, the chubby kid who works out for 10 minutes and then guzzles a liter of gatorade.
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