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Diane95

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15. Dec 10, 2007 2:39 PM

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Re: Cure for Homosexuality

I just wanted to say that if there's a cure for this, I don't want it. If there's a remedy, I'll run from it.

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caribougrrl008

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16. Dec 10, 2007 2:39 PM

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Originally posted by CharlesRiverBlowfish:

Vaccination, capsules or an inhaler?

oooooh... I hadn't given thought to an inhaler, but I'm liking the idea... of course vague requisite vaccinations might be an easier method of delivery...

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Iontach

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17. Dec 10, 2007 2:45 PM

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Originally posted by CharlesRiverBlowfish:

Vaccination, capsules or an inhaler?

A patch, surely, or gum.

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MiniDriver

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18. Dec 10, 2007 2:48 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Diane95:
I just wanted to say that if there's a cure for this, I don't want it. If there's a remedy, I'll run from it.

Dang you!

humming and bouncing in chair

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CharlesRiverBlowfish

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19. Dec 10, 2007 2:50 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Iontach:

A patch, surely, or gum.

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Give me some time and I bet that I can think of a brand name, having been contaminated by pharma marketing. Or maybe some creative CHithouse denizen can come up with one.

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DogMom1st

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20. Dec 10, 2007 2:50 PM

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Originally posted by Iontach:

A patch, surely, or gum.

Knowing my luck it would have to be be inserted rectally.

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Diane95

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21. Dec 10, 2007 2:51 PM

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Dang you!

humming and bouncing in chair

Mini, the real question is: who will turn off the switch for our inner Diana-Ross-loving gay men?

For your listening pleasure.[/URL" target="_blank">

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Blackbird050

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22. Dec 10, 2007 2:52 PM

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Originally posted by CharlesRiverBlowfish:

Vaccination, capsules or an inhaler?

Water supply. Duh!

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CharlesRiverBlowfish

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23. Dec 10, 2007 2:55 PM

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Water supply. Duh!

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Heh.

Then there's the dart gun delivery.

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Iontach

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24. Dec 10, 2007 2:59 PM

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I was thinking about this earlier.

People - well, some people - abhor the idea of "designer babies". All that playing God is just so wrong.

People - well, some people - abhor the idea of homosexuality. All that playing with the same sex is just so wrong.

It strikes me that these could be intersecting sets. I find that delicious.

Oh, and the name, CRB? Homavert.

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CharlesRiverBlowfish

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25. Dec 10, 2007 3:02 PM

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Oh, and the name, CRB? Homavert.

Errm, I'm thinking Hetavert in keeping with caribou's clinical candidate, i.e., a cure for rampant heterosexuality.

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MiniDriver

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26. Dec 10, 2007 3:02 PM

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Oh, and the name, CRB? Homavert.

What's wrong with Gay?Nay! ?

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Iontach

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27. Dec 10, 2007 3:04 PM

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Originally posted by CharlesRiverBlowfish:

Errm, I'm thinking Hetavert in keeping with caribou's clinical candidate, i.e., a cure for rampant heterosexuality.

Indeed - I missed that. !http://www.coolrunning.com/forums/biggrin.gif|src=http://www.coolrunning.com/forums/biggrin.gif|border=0!

Register both names - we'll have both angles covered.

Or Hetapause?

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Blackbird050

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28. Dec 10, 2007 3:12 PM

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Where do people sign up for the Race for the Cure?

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caribougrrl008

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29. Dec 10, 2007 3:15 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by DogMom:

Knowing my luck it would have to be be inserted rectally.

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you're afraid of your bum because you're heterosexual... trust me, you won't mind by the end of the week...