Am I a man if I...

Eat my vegetables

Don't stay out late on Friday night

Wake up early on Saturday

Watch my figure

Watch my diet

Buy colorful shoes

Chose a bike over a motor bike

Drive a Volkswagen

Shave my legs

Swim in a pool and don't play pool

Wear spandex in public

Don't watch football

Drink mostly water

Wear a pointy helmet on my bike

Do yoga classes

Go to group exercise classes

Lose weight

Am skinny

Eat salads

Eat lots of pasta

Don’t eat steak

Stand in line to use a port-o-potty

Have a lot of shoes

Like workout clothes

Obsess about what I eat
Worry about cramps

Don't drink soft drinks

Don't get drunk

Eat lots of yogurt

Drink chocolate milk

Eat soup

Am I a man if I...

Am healthy

Live longer

Have endurance

Have abs

Swim 2.4 miles

Bike 112 miles

Run a marathon

Race an Ironman?