Jimmy D wrote:Early one morning in the middle of the Night
2 dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot one another
The Deaf policeman heard this noise
And got up to kill those 2 dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too!!!!!
The librarian in me wants you to cite your source for that and avoid plagerism.
Not sure but if you know could you hook a brother up?
"Lifes not the breaths you take but the moments that take your breath away."
~ King George (Strait)
This is pretty interesting. Apparently the tree octopus needs help. http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/
Funny, we have a family legend about peeing off the porch too, Jimmy, and we're not from Texas!
Do tell. You don't have to be from Texas to have Hillbilly ways.
"Lifes not the breaths you take but the moments that take your breath away."
~ King George (Strait)
LMAO! I love that Lee. I never realized how hard their life must be in the North American Rain Forest. And that picture in a Conifer is awesome! How rare!
So when we still lived in Mexico, we had quite a few chickens. In order to prevent them from escaping their enclosure, we'd clip their wings. So I'm about 5-6 yrs old, my brother is about 13. Before making a quick run to the store, my mom asks my brother to clip some of the chickens' wings. So I tag along and go into the enclosure with him, he catches one of them and at this time I'm bent over next to him wanting to see everything that was happening. There's a bunch of chickens everywhere, some trying to see if my brother has food or something, some trying to peck at us and stuff, my brother is trying to clip the chicken's wings. Suddenly one of the roosters flies towards us or something and he swings his arm as in trying to shoo them away and there I am bending over next to him and he had a pair of scissors in his hand. Poked me right between my eyes, the scissors made this small round wound from which a squirt of blood came out and the stream wouldn't stop. He rushes me back inside, my mom had already left to the store. I'm screaming to the top of my lungs that I'm gonna die and he's threatening me, telling me to shut up and orders me to put my finger on the wound. As soon as I'd take off my finger, blood would start squirting. Finally after minutes of pressure the bleeding stops and he makes me promise I wouldn't tell my parents. He still messes with me for screaming and crying thinking I was dying but a few centimeters either way and I'd now be one-eyed Hey Zeus....LOL
Screw Jane Fonda!!!
Isn't it amazing how the promise of points make the termites come out of the woodwork. I have to admit though that there are some fun stories. Thank you all for keeping us (non star struck ones) entertained.
Isn't it amazing how the promise of points make the termites come out of the woodwork. I have to admit though that there are some fun stories. Thank you all for keeping us (non star struck ones) entertained.
You're welcome, we'll be here all week...:) Well, except for Holly...
Screw Jane Fonda!!!
Centrifugal Liberation Army Announces Plan to Stop Earth
Heretofore unknown group reports plan to mass millions of members to run east on April 1st and stop the rotation of the planet, then offering positions on the light and dark sides of the earth through active.com to those with interest in relevant activities. A spokesperson says, "It's time to free people from diurnal bondage!"
Points everywhere. Congratulations to the luck winners! On that note, I should be out the door momentarily as my mom comes to take me to the airport!
Have fun!!!
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Screw Jane Fonda!!!
Thanks for all the points for my wonderful story. I would like to thank the Hillbilly a$$ people who raised a kid and taught them to pee off the porch. The sad thing is this is an entirely true story. The more you all get to know me the more you understand why not much bothers me and also why I am who I am.
Jimmy
Jesus good stories as well.
"Lifes not the breaths you take but the moments that take your breath away."
~ King George (Strait)
Posted Feb 27, 2008 "Sasquatch makes first official trail ultra entry "
FBI confirms D B Cooper bills used with race application: Bigfoot has no comment
Parris Island Marathon Announced
On Sunday November 9, 2008, the inaugural Parris Island Marathon is slated to begin at 0800, with a start at Port Royal, a two loop course on Parris Island, and a finish at Horse Island. The Sunday nearest the November 10th birthday of the USMC will be the date for future events. The course has the distinctions of being the lowest American marathon east of Death Valley and requires no bridge climbs, although some familiarity with survival swimming and alligator etiquette is recommended. Race shirts will offer a novel mix of greens, browns, and grays, computer generated based on forecasts as of October 31st. Online entry will be available through Active.com on Chesty Puller's 110th birthday, June 26, 2008.
OK, the D.B. Cooper bills I could believe, but the Parris Island Marathon is stretching credibility.
We've come this far and it's still the same,
Runnin' out here in the rain.
Just one more mile, if only you could fly.
(Apologies to T. Rush and J. Tempchin, for the paraphrase)
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