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  • Myblueeyedgurl Community Moderator 3,358 posts since
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    15. Jan 29, 2009 1:53 PM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

    What's wrong with aspiring to be a pole dancer???





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  • Myblueeyedgurl Community Moderator 3,358 posts since
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    17. Jan 29, 2009 2:14 PM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

    Ha ha! I didn't say it was a personal goal. I'm just sayin. Those girls work hard. LOL





    "You won?t lag behind, because you?ll have the speed. You?ll pass the whole gang and you?ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you?ll be the best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest. " - - Dr. Seuss
  • cplmtz0121 We're Not Worthy 2,455 posts since
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    18. Jan 29, 2009 2:15 PM (in response to Myblueeyedgurl)
    Re: Daily Humor

    I never said there was anything wrong with being a pole dancer...even cats do it...LOL





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  • Myblueeyedgurl Community Moderator 3,358 posts since
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    19. Jan 29, 2009 2:16 PM (in response to cplmtz0121)
    Re: Daily Humor

    HA HA HA!!! My cats are more Wall Dancers. But then again, I don't have a pole.





    "You won?t lag behind, because you?ll have the speed. You?ll pass the whole gang and you?ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you?ll be the best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest. " - - Dr. Seuss
  • FLKaren Legend 1,195 posts since
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    20. Jan 29, 2009 5:23 PM (in response to Myblueeyedgurl)
    Re: Daily Humor

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

    To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

     

    Now his mind travels back  to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

     

    "Nooooo, I'm your son's teacher."





    Dig deep, people, you can do it!
  • Jimmy_D_Jarhead We're Not Worthy 4,477 posts since
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    23. Jan 30, 2009 6:10 AM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

     

    Mike that one was good and will be repeated a few times today.  Thanks for the laugh.

     

     

     

     

     

    Jimmy

     

     






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  • Christine13093 Legend 375 posts since
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    24. Jan 30, 2009 8:47 AM (in response to Jimmy_D_Jarhead)
    Re: Daily Humor

    LOL....these were all great! I've copied all most all of them to pass on to my friends!  Thanks for the laughs!

  • cplmtz0121 We're Not Worthy 2,455 posts since
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    26. Jan 31, 2009 8:55 AM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
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    I remember that and all I can say is...WOW, wow....WOW...I mean I never understood and I never will understand that...it's just comical, blood boiling, stupid...all right, gotta go vent now...LOL





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  • Myblueeyedgurl Community Moderator 3,358 posts since
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    29. Feb 2, 2009 8:57 AM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

    Hey, I'm proud to be a loud and embarassing b!tch. LOL





    "You won?t lag behind, because you?ll have the speed. You?ll pass the whole gang and you?ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you?ll be the best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest. " - - Dr. Seuss
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