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  • RunDaddyRunx4 Legend 1,037 posts since
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    558. Apr 17, 2009 7:45 AM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

    That is just sick Mike





  • dutch omi We're Not Worthy 5,642 posts since
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    560. Apr 17, 2009 12:21 PM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

    Mike, Mike, :0 :0

  • Charlie!2 Legend 1,128 posts since
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    565. Apr 20, 2009 3:23 AM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

     

    Monday Morning Quiz...Don't be upset if you fail!

     

     

     

     

    (Passing requires 4 correct answers)

     

    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

     

     

    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

     

     

    3) From which animal do we get catgut?

     

     

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

     

     

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

     

     

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

     

     

    7) What was King George VI's first name?

     

     

    8) What color is a purple finch?

     

     

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

     

     

    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

     

     

    All done? Check your answers below! Scroll Down

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    *               ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ*

    *               1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?*

    116 years

     

     

    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

    Ecuador

     

     

    3) >From which animal do we get catgut?

    Sheep and Horses

     

     

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

    November

     

     

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

    Squirrel fur

     

     

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

    Dogs

     

     

    7) What was King George VI's first name?

    Albert

     

     

    8) What color is a purple finch?

    Crimson

     

     

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

    New Zealand

     

     

    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

    Orange, of course.

     

  • Charlie!2 Legend 1,128 posts since
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    566. Apr 20, 2009 3:27 AM (in response to Charlie!2)
    Re: Daily Humor

    For I am a Princess...

     

    An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay

    flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he

    served them food and drinks.

     

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and

    announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce

    that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,

    if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

     

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic

    looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over

    those big brute engines.

     

    I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us

    on the ground."

     

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

    Princess. I take orders from no one."

     

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,

    sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

     

    "Tray-up, Biatch."

  • Charlie!2 Legend 1,128 posts since
    Jan 21, 2008
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    567. Apr 20, 2009 3:29 AM (in response to Charlie!2)
    Re: Daily Humor

    The Country Doctor:

     

    A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace

    the retiring country doctor. The older doctor suggested the young one

    accompany him on his rounds so the community could become

    used to a new doctor.

     

    At the first house, a woman complained, "I've been a little sick

    to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been

    overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've

    been eating and see if that does the trick?"

     

    As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine

    that woman. How did you arrive at your diagnosis so quickly?"

     

    "I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the

    floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half-dozen

    banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick."

     

    "Huh," the younger doctor said, "pretty clever. I think I'll

    try that at the next house."

     

    Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking

    with a younger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the

    energy she once did.

     

    "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."

     

    "You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the

    younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if

    that helps."

     

    As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost

    certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"

     

    "Well, just as you did at the last house, I dropped my

    stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I saw

    the preacher under the bed.

     

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