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  • FLKaren Legend 1,195 posts since
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    615. May 2, 2009 2:36 PM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

    Clearly, that was a Daddy taking the picture.





    Dig deep, people, you can do it!
  • dutch omi We're Not Worthy 5,642 posts since
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    618. May 3, 2009 10:38 AM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

    That could be a mother's worst nightmare.

  • dutch omi We're Not Worthy 5,642 posts since
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    620. May 3, 2009 11:12 AM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

    Yep!

  • runnerJ824 Pro 168 posts since
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  • runnerJ824 Pro 168 posts since
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    623. May 5, 2009 12:31 PM (in response to MikeDaMarine08)
    Re: Daily Humor

     

    The Ultimate Post-It Prank

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • RunDaddyRunx4 Legend 1,037 posts since
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    624. May 6, 2009 9:07 AM (in response to runnerJ824)
    Re: Daily Humor

    **HOW TO CALL THE POLICE *   *WHEN YOU'RE OLD  AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

     

    *Stan Phillips , an elderly man, from *Meridian, Mississippi*, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Stan opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed steal

     

     

    **He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?

     

     

    *He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. *

     

     

    **Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.

     

     

    **Stan said, "Okay.

     

     

    **He hung up the phone and counted to 30

     

     

    **Then he phoned the police again

     

     

    **"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up

     

     

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

     

     

    One of the Policemen said to Stan, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

     

     

    Stan said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Don't mess with old people





  • Jimmy_D_Jarhead We're Not Worthy 4,477 posts since
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    625. May 6, 2009 10:23 AM (in response to RunDaddyRunx4)
    Re: Daily Humor

     

    This remoinds me of my call to housing to fix my AC the other day.  They will only come out if both ACs are out.  Well only one of mine were out so I called them and stated that both were out and the house was hot and musty.  The guy showed up to fix them within a few hours.  He was ticked off because only one was bad and he did not need to make the trip.  I told him, after the ac was working, that when it comes to comfort and the money I pay them for rent the least they could do was ensure everything works.  If it was not I would only pay half the rent until it was fixed.  I am real close to getting out of here so I suppose they could throw me out if they want.  Don't mess with old men or Gunnys!

     

     

     

     

     

    Jimmy

     

     






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